These week has been a safe and uneventful one. UP TILL LAST NIGHT!

That was just the best ever, craziest, outrageous, loud, crass, night up to date in Australia. Lots, and I MEAN lots, of kissing, licking, stripping, prank-calling, in the most inappropriate places to the strangest people with the funniest outcomes! The best bit is, none of us were even the slightest bit drunk.

Moment of the night:
Everyone: "Oh come on."
Him: "Eh, CHI BAI la!"
Everyone:"Just do it already!"
Him: "Fuck! *and a whole lot more cussing and attempts to divert the discussion*"
Everyone: "Hurry UP!"
Him: "*pause* But I don't dare..."

Ok, so my time here is starting to look up slightly. It doesn't seem like I'll be having such an awful, boring time here after all. That's good right? Now I'm just waiting for classes to begin.
12:00 PM